...I am forever in your debt.
Now bestow the tablet upon me...
...so that I may assume command of my kingdom.
Oh, yes. Okay, the tablet. I would...
...Iove to bestow it upon you, but we don't actually...
...have it.
Thanks, guys. Don't worry. I'll watch out for him!
Thank you.
What is that?
Huns.
I gotta deal with this guy.
Pardon me, Larry. I speak Hun.
He says that he wants to rip you apart.
All right. Again with the ripping. Listen, I understand.
I get it. Ripping for you... You want to rip things, okay?
And I think maybe that's because somebody ripped you a long time ago.
In here.
Somebody ripped little...
...baby Attila a long time ago, right here.
They ripped something out, didn't they?
They ripped the love.
They ripped the love right out of you, didn't they?
A little baby all alone in a tent...
...whose daddy went off...
...to pillage some town...
...or go and plunder somewhere, just doing his job.
But who was left alone?
You.
It's okay. It's okay.
Let it out. Let it go. Let it go.
It's okay. It's okay.
You're next.
Good. That's good. Just breathe.
- Larry Daley. - Yeah.
Good. Yes.
Yeah. Okay. Good, good.
All right! I need everybody to listen up!
Guys! Come on!
Quiet!
My dum-dum want to speak.
Thank you.
Now, this here's King Ahkmenrah.
His tablet is what brings you to life every night.
And those old night watchmen? They stole it.
Now, we need to find those guards and get the tablet back...
...and we need to do it before morning.
Civil War guys, head over to the Planetarium Wing.
My explorer friend whose name escapes me.
- It's Columbus. - Right, Columbus! Right, I'm sorry.
There's no nameplate, so... Columbus, take the Neanderthals...
...and do a sweep from Invertebrates all the way through Reptiles.
Jed and Octavius, their van's parked out back. Go take care of it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, no! No, sir. I ain't working with toga boy.
Romans work alone.
- That didn't hurt. Don't be a baby. - Yes, it did.
Come on.
That was much harder!
Guys, come on!
Jed, Octavius.
Take away the fact you were born 2000 years apart...
...you guys aren't that different.
You're both great leaders.
You just want what's best for your people, right?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Civil War dudes.
You guys are brothers, for God's sakes. You gotta stop fighting.
North wins. Slavery's bad. Sorry.
Don't wanna burst your bubble. But, South, you guys get Allman Brothers...
...and NASCAR, so just chill!
Look, without that tablet, all of this...
...this whole coming-to-life-at-night thing, it all goes away.
Now, I don't wanna let that happen, but I need your help.
We can get this done, but we gotta do it together.
So who's with me?
Yeah.
- Who's with me? - Yeah!
- Charge!
All right! Now, let's do this, people!
And animals!
And weird, faceless puppet creatures. Come on, let's go! Let's do it!
Come on! Follow me, boys!
Geronimo!
Oh, jeez.
Now, boys, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
I guess it's gonna be the hard way.
Right, men, we're almost there.
Save yourself!
I ain't quitting you!
Gus?
Reginald?
Fellas, where are you?
Guys?
That's what I'm talking about. Good job, gentlemen.
Loving the teamwork!
They've vanished. How will we find them?
I know someone who can help. Come on.
Watch out!
Hey, Sakagawea, or wea. Listen, I need a favor. Somebody stole his tablet.
You think you can track the guys who took it?
He went east but he lost control and crashed.
You're amazing. How can you tell that?
He left the wagon...
...and went back.
He went back?
Why would he go back?
Get out of the way!
You saved me.
You're worth saving, my dear.
- That's problematic. - Teddy. Oh, man.
Larry, relax. I'm wax. You gotta do something. Dawn's approaching.
Half the museum's running amuck outside.
He's got my tablet.
Come on, Ockie!
At your service, Gigantor!
How can we be of assistance, my liege?
Just give me a second, guys.
Rexy?
Here, boy.
Teddy, I need a horse.
Do it, man.
- Come on, boy! Let me hear you yell! - Yeah!
Just living the dream, baby!
I'm loving this!
Pull the stagecoach over now!
Can I make this turn up here?
I'll take that as a yes. Hang on!
I can't hold it!
Come on, Tex, let's finish this.
Come on!
Give me the tablet, Cecil!
Can't do it, son.
Pull over!
It ain't gonna happen. Moving on.
Last chance, Cecil. Stop the horses or I will!
They can't be stopped, Larry.
Don't you know your history?
These are money carriers.
They were trained not to stop for anything but a secret word.
Really? You mean a word like...
..."Dakota"?
Come on, Tex.
I read up on my history. Thanks for the tip.
Oh, and by the way...
...don't ever talk to me like that in front of my son.
Moving on.
- Hey, Huns. - Tell Attila to have his boys...
...take him back. Put him with the guards.
Oh, and no limb ripping, okay?
Hey, boy. Wait, wait, hold the phone.
What's makeekaka mean? Wait. Translation, please.
The year was 1909. I was going up the Zambezi River in Africa.
And our river guide was a brilliant Pygmy who spoke only by clicking.
There we are.
- Oh, boy. - What is it?
I gotta get you guys back to the museum.
How?
Ahkmenrah, I'm gonna need your help.
This is your tablet. You know the instructions. You get everyone back.
Come on. There's somebody who's gotta see this.
What I'm saying is, for the type of money that they pay A-Rod...
...he ought to be bringing home a World Series trophy every season.
You know what I mean?
Now, who they gonna get to clean up all that doo-doo?
- Inuit. - Yeah.
One terracotta soldier.
- Vikings. - Right.
- Alpaca. - Welcome back, ladies.
- Llama. - Hey.
Viking guys.
Do me a favor. Your fellows made some funeral pyre...
...in Petrified Wood. Go clean that up.
Okay? Thank you.
- He's back. - All right, I'll deal with this joker.
Hey, hey, Moose. It's not gonna happen, buddy. All right?
I told you, you can't come through with those antlers.
So you and your caribou buddy gotta go around to the loading dock.
- Lawrence! - Hey, Teddy.
Great to see you in one piece.
Sakagawea, a little hot wax, and I'm a new man.
Larry?
I told you I wasn't making fun of you.
- I know. - Teddy?
Oh, my God.
Wanna meet her?
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Okay, come on.
Excuse me. President Roosevelt, this is my friend Rebecca.
- An honor. - Hi.
And this is Sakagawea.
- Wea. - Wea.
Wea.
I think she has a few questions she wants to ask you.
You rock. I am a big fan.
What would you like to know?
Well, I mean, I don't know where to start, but...
- One Buddha. - Check.
Two zebras.
- Right. Check. - Dexter! Welcome back.
Hey, Dex, so look. No hard feelings, all right?
- Lawrence! - You saw!
- You saw what he did just then! - Who's evolved?
- I am. - Who's evolved?
I am!
Good.
Well, they're all here.
Well done. Everyone's in.
Yeah, well...
...not everyone.
We lost a couple of good, little men out there tonight.
With great victory comes great sacrifice.
Yeah.
Dad, look.
Bully!
You ain't getting rid of us that easy.
Until tomorrow evening, Lawrence?
Yeah. I don't know about that, Teddy.
It's gonna be tough to talk my way out of this one.
Well, if that's indeed the case...
...then it's farewell, my friend.
Nick?
Your father's a great man.
I know.
Told you.
All right. Good night.
No, Lawrence. Good day.
Hey, Teddy?
Thanks.
You're watching New York 1. News all morning.
Thanks for joining us. There is a fresh blanket of snow.
But it's not the snow that's got New Yorkers talking.
It's what's in the snow. There are dinosaur tracks along West 81st Street.
Here's the remarkable video. These appear to be Tyrannosaurus Rex tracks...
... and they lead straight to the Museum of Natural History.
Authorities have found what appear to be cave drawings in the subway.
Neanderthals atop the museum roof. Elaborate hoax or publicity stunt?
You be the judge, but one thing's for sure:
The folks at the Natural History Museum have really outdone them...
Any explanation at all?
No. Got nothing.
Good.
I'll take your keys and your flashlight.
Folks, this way.
My name is Nick Daley. My Career Day parent is my dad.
He's the night watchman at the Museum of Natural History.
Hey, how's it going? Well, Nicky said it:
I'm the night watchman at the Museum of Natural History.
Let me tell you something: That's when history comes alive.
How many of you guys have been over to the museum?
Goal!
Hey, it's getting late. Are you ready to go home?
Nope.
Let's ride.
It was nice of Larry not to rat us out, but this is ridiculous.
We're night watchmen, not janitors!
Gentlemen, you're doing a terrific job.
I'll gonna catch a few Z's.
You ain't going nowhere.
Start mopping, hot dog.
Over here.
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